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Need your input! Aaftaabe/ Shelang or Dastmaal?

Poll: Which one deserves your Arses? (33 member(s) have cast votes)

Which one deserves your Ass?

  1. Dastmaal Toilet only (6 votes [18.18%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.18%

  2. First Aaftaabe & then Dastmaal Toilet (7 votes [21.21%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.21%

  3. First Dastmaal Toilet & then Aaftaabe (1 votes [3.03%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.03%

  4. First Dastmaal Toilet & then Aaftaabe & then Dastmaal toilet again (4 votes [12.12%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.12%

  5. Just a water fountain! (5 votes [15.15%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.15%

  6. My hands are good enough (1 votes [3.03%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.03%

  7. All of the above depending on the situation (2 votes [6.06%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.06%

  8. I never wash! (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  9. Thanx 4 asking! lol (5 votes [15.15%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.15%

  10. Friggin Hose/Shilang (2 votes [6.06%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.06%

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Post icon  Posted 27 April 2005 - 03:13 AM

But they also say, that if you keep on doing it, you might like it and every time you would wanna stick it more in there, and that's how you become a pervert! :haha:
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 03:15 AM

lol yeah soon U'll fist f**k yourself each time u go ... !lol :))) :))) :)))
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Post icon  Posted 27 April 2005 - 03:19 AM

pourya, on Apr 27 2005, 01:15 AM, said:

lol yeah soon U'll fist f**k yourself each time u go ... !lol  :)))  :)))  :)))
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:))) :))) :)))
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 03:21 AM

:haha:
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 03:22 AM

now that would u like huh?lol :)))
coz there is no tounge involved!lol :))) :))) :)))
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 03:25 AM

No comment pourya :nea:
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 03:30 AM

that means AYE!!lol :)))
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 06:37 AM

Ha ha ha .. amusing, but no. That's not what Islam says.

For those who are interested -

The Prophet Muhammad (salAllahu alayhi wasalam) advised that we should clean ourselves thoroughly after using the toilet. This is called istinja'.

The proper way to make istinja' is to remove all traces of najasa (filth) - urine or faeces with something clean and dry, such as toilet paper. If you are in the countryside and paper tissues are not available, you may use smooth, clean stones or dried clay instead. In At-Tirmidhi it is mentioned not to use bones or dung when performing istinja.

Use your left hand, and wipe your private parts until no trace of impurities can be seen on the toilet paper. It is sunnah to do this an odd number of times. Then clean your private parts with water. Many Muslim homes have special spray hoses installed next to the toilet, or water jugs for this purpose.


After cleaning with water, it is best to dry off again with toilet paper. This is especially recommended for women and girls, in order to prevent infections that occur if your underwear remains damp. For this reason, women and girls should also be careful to wipe from front to back, rather than from back to front (Personal comment: This is done to reduce the chances of fecal bacteria infecting vagina and/or the uterus). It is also recommended to wear loose, cotton underwear which ‘breathes’ and dries more quickly than panties made from man-made materials such as nylon or polyester.

And for those who are not, that's just my 2c worth .. :dance:

/You can continue doing what you were doing now ..
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 06:42 AM

they just dont make toilet papers as good as they did back in arabia 600 a c anymore!lol :))) :))) :)))
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 06:46 AM

You can say that again :haha:

Ps: Charmine's as good as it gets. Try it.
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 06:49 AM

lol i sure will!

btw one should definitely read those many thesis that are written on the whole toilet visit traditions and praxis by the Muslim scholars !lol for instance which foot you should put down first so that U wont dive in the sh*t-hole in case of a heart failurew!lol :))) :))) :)))
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 06:57 AM

:))) :)))

Lol anyone with a heart failure will dive into the sh*t hole @$$ first regardless of what hand or foot they used to get inside.

/Unless the unfortunate moran has a predisposition to freak heart failure, in which case, he should've stuck to the bedpan provided ..

But funny nonetheless :haha:
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 07:00 AM

lol no! u c he means the first foot that u put down in the toilet room or WC! coz according to him, if u put one foot down (dont remember which one), u will have less stability if u faint and will colapse frontwards! u should make so u colapse BACKWARDS and not have you face in the sh*t hole!lol :)))
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 09:11 AM

:no: :no:
One have to put 2/3 of is/her angosht up the rectum, otherwise it will not be clean!
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 12:49 PM

arian, on Apr 27 2005, 09:11 AM, said:

:no:  :no:
One have to put 2/3 of is/her angosht up the rectum, otherwise it will not be clean!
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I call bullshiat on that one
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 01:17 PM

lol hun this one too belongs to a risalah! a so called thesis!
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 09:44 PM

pourya, on Apr 27 2005, 03:42 AM, said:

they just dont make toilet papers as good as they did back in arabia 600 a c anymore!lol  :)))  :)))  :)))
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:))) :))) :)))
i love you all!
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Posted 28 April 2005 - 01:17 AM

woooowww!!!! what a delightful lil' topic !!! :DD :DD :DD
تو كه هستي در كنارم ديگه چيزي كم ندارم
قصه رو نمي شناسم غمي نيست تو روزگارم
جز تو اي بود و نبودم به كسي عشق نمي ورزم
بنويس رو هر چي سايه ست ديگه از شب نمي ترسم
ديگه از شب نمي ترسم
تا نگام به بوسه پيوست تا زماني كه نفس هست
تا كه جون نرفته از دست تو رو تنها نمي ذارم
تو رو تنها نمي دارم
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Posted 28 April 2005 - 01:19 AM

a true metro topic!lol :))) :DD
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Posted 28 April 2005 - 01:21 AM

ohh, so now u tellin me non-metros dont feel the need to use the toilet once a while :t :t :t :t


pourya, on Apr 28 2005, 01:19 AM, said:

a true metro topic!lol  :)))  :DD
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تو كه هستي در كنارم ديگه چيزي كم ندارم
قصه رو نمي شناسم غمي نيست تو روزگارم
جز تو اي بود و نبودم به كسي عشق نمي ورزم
بنويس رو هر چي سايه ست ديگه از شب نمي ترسم
ديگه از شب نمي ترسم
تا نگام به بوسه پيوست تا زماني كه نفس هست
تا كه جون نرفته از دست تو رو تنها نمي ذارم
تو رو تنها نمي دارم
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